Sunday 17 March 2013

Pink Jelly Beans that taste like Banana

Sometimes in life, you eat a pink jelly bean that tastes like banana and it makes you question everything you have ever known. 

Last night I was just chilling out and munching on a few of these bad boys...
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When, as the title of this blog suggests, I selected a pink one expecting either 'candyfloss' or 'pink grapefruit' but no. Banana. BANANA?! 
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Then I got to thinking about a few other things that are not all they seem to be. 

It's no real secret that I enjoy a glass of wine or two, white or rose and i'm your friend Red wine though, really? ... Really?!
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Expectation
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Reality
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Rather typically i'm fairly sure that red wine is the only one with any health benefits what so ever! Who drinks wine to be healthy anyway? I think i'll just have a beer. 

Another pink jellybean has to go to, cotton buds, or Qtips depending on where you are reading this from. 
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On all boxes of these you will find a warning, 'Do not insert these into your inner ear'. I'm sorry but these were blatantly invented to be put in your ears and then i'm fairly sure people who were too over zealous at shoving these in their ears because it feels so good there were popped ear drums all over the place. So then they decided these were only for putting on make up, and cleaning between babies toes.  
Well cotton buds. I call BULLSHIT. We all know what you are really for, even if you are prepared to lie. 

Lets talk about how umbrellas are meant to be awesome at keeping you dry. 
This is everything I want from an umbrella. 
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In reality how often do we really get rain without wind? As soon as you mix rain and wind together you no longer have a cute/ whimsical umbrella keeping you dry. You enter into a crazy game of predicting the wind direction. A few weeks ago I entered into this very game whilst waiting for the bus to take me into town. It was actually quite fun despite the water running up my arm and one side of my body slowly soaking up a few liters of water. Until someone else came and stood at the bus stop. I promise you the pressure of having a spectator nearly made me crack. 
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I won. 
Next time though i'm doing this. 
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Deciding to start a blog and post it publicly on my Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr is the final thing I will talk about today. Although it is fun and I absolutely love writing this blog, what I didn't think about was that whenever I start a new job and the people there add me on Facebook. Maybe not straight away but eventually they will realise what I am actually like and how ridiculous I really am. New work friends, if you are reading this... Welcome. 
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Happy St Patrick's Daaaay! 

Love you! 
Love, me. 

@nataliefurlong

Saturday 16 March 2013

Brain Worm

Hey guys, 

For the past three days my brain has been alternating between two songs, not just once in a while... Literally every two minutes. 

Song 1) 

If you haven't seen the film Easy A yet, get yourself on amazon and buy it now because it is awesome. Also...  
I gotta pocket, got a pocket 
fulla sunshine.

Song 2) No, not the Blur song. 

This...

I only discovered this genius video because of Derek, the Ricky Gervais programme that has just finished the series. Again, if you didn't watch it where have you been?! I'm not going to lie, before I actually saw the programme I was worried. Everything about it looks wrong and horrifically politically incorrect however what it actually was, was funny, touching, challenging and real. I loved it and so did everyone I know who actually watched it. So before judging just watch an episode will ya! 

Moving on. 
Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey
backwards on a pig
Baby Monkey. 

Anyway I have to go now, so basically the point of this post is hoping that one of you will now suffer the loop of either of these songs going round and round your brain for the foreseeable future. 

Happy Saturday, 

Me x

Sunday 10 March 2013

Happy Mothers Day

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Saturday 9 March 2013

Raisin Face

Consider this a Saturday night blogfession.

The only skincare regime I do is occasionally before bed I will use a make up wipe to remove the eyeliner that I've probably smudged all over my face. Literally that is it, apparently I missed the memo that says I should probably be doing more than that if I don't want to look like a raisin by the time i'm 35. 

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I mentioned offhand to my Mum that the skin on my face was feeling tight and I thought she was going to just say I was tired or something. But no, she said... Well you are twenty six now so you should really be using some moisturiser to stop you getting wrinkles.
Errr, firstly why didn't you tell me this years ago 
and secondly...
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I will now be sticking to a strict skincare schedule, probably for the rest of my life... or the next three days, you know, whatever. 
To make up for the years of abuse i'd probably need to look something like this for the next three weeks. 
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Anyway I came on here to start writing a post about my Mum so it would be ready for mothers day, but this came out instead. 
Hope you have all had an excellent week and superb weekend so far. More tomorrow on the day of Mothers.

Stay happy
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Forever love, 
Nat x

@nataliefurlong

Sunday 3 March 2013

Book Geekery

I Love Books

When I say that, I mean I reaaaaallly love books. I love reading them, talking about them, sharing them. I like that you can just put one in your bag and read it anywhere. They never run out of battery and you can always tell how good a book is by how many cracks there are in the spine. If you don't enjoy reading then this blog post probably isn't for you. Sorry. I mean I love books so much I did an entire degree in the subject which pretty much lead me to nothing!
I bet if more libraries looked like this
 people might love them a bit more!

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Remember the film Beauty and the Beast? While most children were loving the fact there was a magical singing candlestick (I actually did LOVE Lumiere) and a crazy scary beast man, for most of the film I couldn't stop thinking about how amazing the library he gave her was and how tall the ladder would need to be to get the top books out! 
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I can't possibly imagine a not being able to immerse myself in a story, well, that was until i discovered a form of writing that I actually hate! *shock horror*

Here are three books I wanted to love, but that broke my heart a little bit.
We need to talk about Kevin:
A few years ago there was a massive buzz around the book 'We need to talk about Kevin', I had been meaning to read it for ages before the buzz even started, it had been a book i'd seen everywhere. One of my favourite Tweeters @hotpatooties had been saying how awesome it is, so I finally just took the plunge a bought it. I did love it in the end, harrowing and horrific but overall an excellent story. Bear with me for the reason I hated it.
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Cloud Atlas:
So you have heard the phrase 'don't judge a book by its cover?' 
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Everything about this book tells me to buy it. I like the colours, the quirky drawings, I like the font and the cover had a matt feel, but with shiny parts. I realise this sounds fully insane. This book is the kind of book I am drawn to in every way. I never made it past chapter two. 

The Perks of Being a Wallflower:
A while ago when I was still working for Waterstones I had to go for an induction at the Newcastle branch. It was a day filled with awful getting to know you games and silly tips on how to talk to people. We also had to all talk about our favorite books and there was a girl who described this book so wonderfully I knew I had to read it! To be entirely honest I completely forgot until the film came out. I missed out on the film in the cinema and recently purchased a copy of the book, I thought I may as well read it before watching it on DVD. 
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before I go on my massive rant allow me to explain I am actually only halfway through this book at the moment, and in general the story is good. If it wasn't written the way it is I would have had it finished in a couple of days. 

So... Readers of my blog, readers of books. What do all three of these books have in common? 
Do you know?
Yep, you got it. They are all Epistolary Novels. 
They are all written in the format of a series of letters. Well technically Cloud Atlas isn't entirely letters (apparently). 
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The thing I love most about books is the way writing can pull you into a story, you can submerge yourself completely and block out everything around you. For me a good book is like when you are taking a bath and you put your head under the water. You can't hear the hoover or washing machine, you can block out the chatter and people walking past the door. I like descriptive writing that puts you inside the story and carries you along to the end with little effort. If a book doesn't do this for me i'm lucky if I get halfway through never mind to the end. 
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So when I was in college we had to read The Colour Purple. At this point I realised that this kind of book just doesn't do it for me. Then I bought Cloud Atlas in the hope I was wrong. Nope, These books make me feel like i'm an outsider, essentially they make me feel like i'm reading and in my opinion a good book makes you feel lost. Anyway I then purchased We need to talk about Kevin without looking inside, excitedly sat down to read it and opened the front cover. 
November 8 2000
Dear Frankin. 
Oh God NO! Skipped a few pages...
Dear Franklin... Eva.
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I just can't see how having it in that format helped the story. I mean, ok the big reveal at the end was made more dramatic from it, I never felt like I got a true sense of Eva because we never got in her head. 
At this point I vowed I would never again buy a book without opening the cover. 
...... 
I didn't even think about it when I bought Perks of being a Wallflower. The thought it would be letters didn't even enter my mind. I got on the bus and opened it to the first page. 
August 25 1991
Dear Friend... 
Love Always, Charlie. 
At this point honest to God, I could feel the panic rising through my body. I flicked to halfway through the book. 
December 19 1991
Dear Friend... 
Love Always, Charlie. 
Why, WHY! 
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I really felt like just throwing the book out of the bus window or onto an open flame. I realise this sounds insane to most people, and it is overly harsh considering the book is actually pretty good. If I could, I would put all these books into room 101 and make the authors write them in a different way. 

Anyway this has taken me far too long to write today, I hope you have all had a wonderful weekend. 

I went to bid a good friend of mine farewell as she has moved back to Cornwall for a while. Here's a pic of our little farewell shindig! 
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It's almost the start of a brand new week, I hope it's a good one! 

Love always, 
Natalie. 

@nataliefurlong